Could Trump Be Related to Hitler?

Author: Atticus Amado

This just in: Donald Trump might be related to Adolf Hitler. 

Both Trump and Hitler have German ancestry and they both love to invade random countries whenever they feel like it. Trump’s grandfather on his paternal side might've had some secret brother who was actually Hitler. Both were born somewhat close to the time, and both in Germany! 

Trump also throws military parades just like Hitler, except Trump did it really badly since he was like 30 years older than Hitler when he held his. Like me, Trump also starts rambling about random stuff a lot and I think Hitler sometimes did the same things. He blames all of America's problems on Venezuelans and Somalians, which is kind of what Hitler did with the Jews. Actually, I can’t quite prove that Trump is related to Hitler at all now that I think about it. But he sure does act like him a lot of time.